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Politics Humor
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season. At the start of the game the pitcher comes up in the stands and whispers something in Clinton's ear. All of a sudden Clinton looks at Hillary and yells, 'Okay, Hillary, GET OUT!'. She looks surprised but leaves. The pitcher looks at Clinton and says, 'No, I said to throw out the first PITCH!'
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ? Carrie on camping !
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Top 100 Joke
An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, 'Are you a real cowboy?''Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences. . . I guess I am, ' replied the cowboy. After a short while he asked her what she was. 'I've never been on a ranch so I'm not a cowboy, but I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women, ' told the young woman. A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink. A couple sat down next to him and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?''Well, I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian!'
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Snake Joke
What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ? A boar constrictor !
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School Joke
Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.
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Telephone Joke
If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get? Snappy talk.
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Animal Joke
Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined up on his arms. After a couple of minutes, they both leap off the cliff and fall to the ground. Laying next to each other in intensive care at the hospital, one moron says to the other, 'I don't think much of this budgie jumping. 'The other moron replies, 'Yeah, I'm not too keen on this paragliding either. '
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A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while, the girl says, 'I wish you had a flashlight. 'He says, 'Why's that?'She says, 'Because you've been eating grass for fifteen minutes. '
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