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Archive of london comedy writers and other funny jokes

Worlds Best Joke

One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of scotland, while walking through the heather the lass says;'ah wee jordy i can tell you want to hold my hand!wee jordy says 'aye lass that i do, but how can you tell?Well she says 'i can tell by the gleam in your eye. 'Walking along a bit further she says to him 'wee jordy i can tell you wantto give me a kiss'. 'well I lass that i do, but how can you tell?''ah wee jordy, i can tell by the gleam in your eye!'Walking along a bit further she says 'wee jordy i can tell you want tomake love to me'. he says, 'aye lass that i do! you can tell by the gleam in my eye!''No!' she says. . . 'by the tilt in your kilt!'

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