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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Police Joke
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. 'You'll get your chance in court. ' said the Desk Sergeant. 'No, no no!' said the man. 'I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!'
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Yo momma Joke
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
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Parent Joke
Come here, you greedy wretch. I'll teach you to eat all your sister's birthday chocs. It's all right Dad, I know how !
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Stupid Blonde Joke
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in the office andsaid, 'We need some four-by-twos. 'The clerk said, 'You mean two-by-fours, don't you?'The man said, 'I'll go check, ' and went back to the truck. He returned a minute later and said, 'Yeah, I meanttwo-by-fours. ''All right. How long do you need them?'The customer paused for a minute and said, 'I'd better gocheck. 'After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, 'A long time. We're gonna build a house. '
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Law Enforcement Joke
There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the cop opened the door, the driver fell out. 'YOU'RE DRUNK!' exclaimed the police officer. 'Thank God for that!' said the drunk, 'I thought the steering had gone. '
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Gorilla Joke
What's black, hairy, and writes under water? A ball-point gorilla!
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Car and train Joke
What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph? A witch in a high speed train.
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Farming Joke
On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: 'Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?'To which the farmer replied: 'Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!'
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