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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Pig Joke
When is a pig an ecologist? When he recycles garbage into ham.
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Vampire Joke
Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian? He's looking for a crypt writer.
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Dinosaur Joke
Why does a dinosaur climb a tree? To get in his nest.
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Spoof Joke
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school intercom:'Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing. 'Twenty minutes later there was another announcement:'Will the twelve hundred students who went to move '26 cars', return to class. '
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School Joke
Why aren't you doing very well in history? Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
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Joke for Halloween
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. 'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. ' He said. 'The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds. 'When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. 'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'The blonde nodded. 'I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day. ''From hunger, you mean?''No, from skipping!'
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Heaven and hell Joke
Three men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St. Peter. St. Peter: Hi, what's your name? Paul: My name is Paul. St. Peter: Hi, Paul. Tell me, when you died, how much were you earning? Paul: 120K. St. Peter: Wow! Tell me, Paul, what were you doing to earn that kind of money? Paul: I was a lawyer. St. Peter: That's great. Come on in. St. Peter then turned to the second man. Hi, what's your name? Roger: My name is Roger. St. Peter: Hi, Roger. Tell me, when you died, how much were you earning? Roger: 60K. St. Peter: Hey, That's great! Tell me, Roger:, what did you do for a living? Roger: I was an accountant. St. Peter: That's very good. Come on in. St. Peter then turned to the second man. Hi, what's your name? John: My name is John. St. Peter: Hi, John. Tell me, John, how much were you earning when you died ? John: About $'23
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History Joke
Why does history keep repeating itself ? Because we weren't listening the first time !
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