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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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School Joke for Kids
Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.
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Bumper Stickers - 3
Elvis Is Dead And I’m Not Feeling Too Good Myself
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Mental health Joke
How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb? 'How many do you think it takes?'
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Funny Kids Joke
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!
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Father Joke
One morning a mother was trying to wake up her son. 'Wake up now! It's time to go to school. '
'I don't want to go to school,' the son replied.
His mother said, 'Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school. '
'Okay. One, all the children hate
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Law Enforcement Joke
Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle. Dog owner: Are you crazy? My dog can't even ride a bicycle.
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Farmer Joke
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, 'Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large'. Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, ' We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows'. The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, 'And what are those'? The Aussie asks with an incredulous look, 'Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas'?
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Insect Joke
How do fireflies start a race ? Ready steady glow !
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