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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of leicester comedy and other funny jokes |
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Best Joke
A woman tells her friend, 'My husband is an angel. 'Her friend replies, 'You're lucky, mine is still alive. '
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Heaven and hell Joke
Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window. 'This reminds me of Finnegan, ' remarked one. 'What about Finnegan?' inquired the other. ''Tis a story that Finnegan died, and when he greeted St. Peter, he said: 'It's a fine job you've had here for a long time. ' 'Well, Finnegan, ' said St. Peter, 'here we count a million years as a minute and a million dollars as a cent. ' 'Ah!' said Finnegan, 'I'm needing cash. Lend me a cent. ' 'Sure, ' said St. Peter, 'just wait a minute. ''
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Bumper Stickers - 2
Before giving someone a piece of mind be sure you have enough to spare!
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Blonde Joke - 2
In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth -- if you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror. The brunette goes first. 'I think I'm the smartest woman on earth. ' 'POOF!' She disappears. The redhead goes up to try. p> 'I think I'm the prettiest woman on earth. ' 'POOF!' She disappears. The blonde goes up. 'I think--' 'POOF!'
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Book title Joke
The Ugly Hag by Ida Face
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Dumb Blonde Joke
Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.
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Bar Joke - 1
A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful.
'Whoa, Sam!' said the bartender. 'Who gave those beauties to you?'
'Nobody gave them to me,' said Sam. 'I had to fight like crazy for both of them. '
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American Joke
Two Teenage boys were picked up for doing drugs. When they went to court the judge said that he would like to give them a second chance if they could work in the community and convince young people not to do drugs they would avoid jail time.
The two boys went to the community and did their work and returned to court the following month. The judge asked the first boy how he did and he told the judge that he convinced 30 people not to do drugs.
The judge said, 'That was great how did you do that?'
The Boy told him, 'I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs. '
'That's admirable,' said the judge. 'And you, how did you do?' (to the 2nd boy)
'Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever. '
'156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!'
'Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and told them, 'This is your asshole before prison. ''
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