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Welcome to our archive of jokes, riddles, poems and .
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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of leaving work jokes and other funny jokes |
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Weirdest Joke
Why are men like paper cups?They're dispensable.
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Judge Joke
Judge: You stated that the stairs went down to the basement, is that correct? A: Yes. Judge: And these same stairs, did the also go up?
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Computer Joke
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big sign on the door saying: 'Nerds Not Allowed -- Enter At Your Own Risk!' He goes in and sits down. The bartender comes over to him. 'You smell kind of nerdy. What do you do for a living?' 'I drive a truck, and the smell is just from the computers I'm hauling. ' 'Okay, truck drivers are not nerds, ' he says and serves him a beer. As he is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in with tape around his glasses, a pocket protector with twelve kinds of pens and pencils, and a belt at least a foot too long. The bartender, without saying a word, pulls out a shotgun and blows the guy away. The truck driver is totally shocked. 'Why did you do that?' 'Not to worry, the nerds are overpopulating Silicon Valley and are in season now. You don't even need a license. ' r\nThe truck driver finishes his beer, gets back in his truck, and heads back onto the freeway. Suddenly, he veers to avoid an accident, and the load shifts. The back door breaks open and computers spill out all over the freeway. He jumps out and sees a crowd already forming, grabbing up the computers. They are all engineers, accountants, and programmers wearing the nerdiest clothes he has ever seen! He can't let them steal his whole load. So, remembering what happened in the bar, he pulls out his gun and starts blasting away, felling several of them instantly. A highway patrol officer comes zooming up and jumps out of the car screaming at him to stop. 'What's wrong? I thought nerds were in season, ' says the truck driver. 'Well, sure, ' says the patrolman. 'But you can't bait 'em!'
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Blonde Joke - 2
Q: What did the blonde say about blonde jokes? A: She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.
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Joke of the Day
What's the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
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Internet Joke
What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet? Anything you like, they're not listening to you anyway.
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Space Joke
What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer !
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Dog Joke - 1
How do you stop a dog smelling ? Put a peg on it's nose !
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