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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Elderly People Joke
An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town. One day she went to the local grocery store and while she was gone a criminal broke into her house, took her clothes off of the line, smashed the watermellons in her garden, shaved her cat and then left when he couldn't find any money. Well, a couple of hours later the old laty got home and when she saw what had happened to her house she immediately called the police. When the officer on the other end answered the phone and asked her what the problem was she simply replied 'yes officer someone broke into my house, took my clothes off, squeezed my melons, and shaved my pussy. Sent by BIG GU
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Telephone Joke
How can you tell if someone Who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone? You get a tizzy signal!
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Business Joke
Boss: 'I can assure you that the value of the average employee will continue to increase. ' Employee: 'That's because there will be fewer of us doing more work, right?' Boss: 'Right. Except for the 'us' part. '
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Blonde Joke - 1
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
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Funny Kids Joke
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!
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Funny Kids Joke
What's the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when you die!
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Zoo Joke
Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said, 'Drac, we want to open a zoo. Have you got any advice?' 'Yes, ' replied Dracula, 'have lots of giraffes. '
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Waiter Joke
Customer: Why is this sandwich half eaten? Waiter: I didn't have time to finish it.
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