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Monster Joke
First Monster: I'm so thirsty my tongue's hanging out. Second Monster: Oh. I thought that was your necktie!
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Music Joke
A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be. The chief of police comes over to him and tells him, 'While you were out, the conductor came to your house, killed your family, and burned the house down. ' The violist replied, 'You're kidding! The conductor came to my house?'
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Weird Women Joke
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?It's for the Christmas period.
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Computers Joke
TOP TEN PROPOSED NEW DOMAINSEarlier this week, Gregory Nemitz and a handful of space enthusiasts proposed creating specialdomains, including '. luna' and '. moon, ' for Web sites based on the moon. He wasn't kidding:And one of our 'Ten laws the Net needs' involves a special '. xxx' domain for pornographic sites. But why stop there? Here are some new proposed domains, and what you can expect from the sites in them:10. '. trek'--contains audio files of William Shatner9. '. bill'--Microsoft has bought this company8. '. love'--for people who would rather cuddle7. '. slow'--based in a distant country with no T3 lines6. '. geek'--assumes you know what all the acronyms mean5. '. 404'--we stopped maintaining our servers in 19964. '. y2k'--contains theories about the end of the world3. '. burn'--huge multimedia files will crash your computer2. '. *'--contains allegations about President Clinton's sex life1. '. duh'--explains, in detail, stuff you already know
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Doctor and nurse Joke
A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep. The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants the sheep heart into the man. A few days after the operation, the man comes in for a checkup. The doctor asks him 'How are you feeling?' The man replies 'Not BArchive of le strange arms hotel hunstanton and other funny jokesD!'
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Medical Joke
A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserablecold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help. On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good. On his third visit the doctor told the man to go home and take a hotbath. As soon as he was finished bathing he was to throw open all thewindows and stand in the draft. 'But doc, ' protested the patient, 'if I do that, I'll get pneumonia. ''I know, ' said his physician. 'I can cure pneumonia. '
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Parent Joke
On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent-education seminars I conduct as an educational psychologist. The elderly woman sitting next to me explained that she was returning to Miami after having spent two weeks visiting her six children, 18 grandchildren and ten great-grandchildren in Boston. Then she inquired what I did for a living. I told her, fully expecting her to question me for free professional advice. Instead she sat back, picked up a magazine and said, 'If there's anything you want to know, just ask me. '
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