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Computer Joke
With the recent problems being encountered by Windows users all across the country, people are begining to ask themselves if Windows is a virus. In response to the high demand for an answer to that question a study was done and concluded the following. 1. Viruses replicate quickly. Windows does this. 2. Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so. Windows does this. 3. Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk. Windows does this. 4. Viruses are usually carried, unkown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. Windows does that too. 5. Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. Same with Windows, yet again. Maybe Windows really is a virus. Nope! There is a difference! Viruses are well supported by their authors, are frequently updated, and tend to become more sophisticated as they mature. So there! Windows is not a virus.
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Celebrities Joke
Q: What did O. J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?A: Hey pal, mind if I cut in?
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Bird Joke
Why does a rooster watch TV ? For hentertainment !
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Rabbit Joke
What's a rabbits' favorite book? Hop on Pop.
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Bumper Stickers - 6
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
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Bumper Stickers - 1
Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
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Hunting Joke
A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had. The old explorer said, 'Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gunbearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger leapt toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I soiled myself. ' The reporter said, 'Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same. ' The old explorer said, 'No, not then - just now when I went 'ROARRRR!''
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Tammy.
Tammy who?
Tammycles' sword!
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