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Romance Joke
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with a lot of blowing and then sucking, and then next thing you know your house is gone!
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Elderly People Joke
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into thenurses' office and informed Nurse Jones that his penis died. Nurse Jones, realizing the Mr. Smith was old and forgetful decided to playalong with him. 'It did? I'm sorry to hear that, ' she replied. Two days later, Mr. Smith was walking down the halls at the nursing homewith his penis hanging outside his pants. Nurse Jones saw him and said, 'Mr. Smith I thought you told me your penis died'. 'It did' he replied; 'today is the viewing'
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Pencil fall down if you don't have a belt around them.
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Silliest Joke
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can see right through him.
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Animal World
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
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Best Joke Online
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before take-off a fat, little Jewish guy got on and took the aisle seat next to the Arabs. He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the arab in the window seat said, 'I think I'll go up and get a Coke. ' (Shuttle flights do not have cabin attendants, but you probably knew that. )'No problem, ' said the Jew. 'I'll get it for you. 'While he was gone the Arab picked up the Jew's shoe and spit in it. The Jew brought back the coke, when the other Arab said 'That looks good. Think I'll have one too. 'Again, the Jew obligingly goes to fetch it, and while he is gone the Arab picks up the other shoe and spits in it. The Jew returns with the coke, and they all sit back and enjoy the short flight. When the plane was landing the Jew slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. 'How long must this go on?' he asked. 'This enmity between our peoples . . . . this hatred. . . your spitting in my shoes and me pissing in your Coke?'
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Mom and Dad Joke
My Mother taught me LOGIC. . . 'If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me. ' My Mother taught me MEDICINE. . . 'If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way. ' My Mother taught me TO THINK AHEAD. . . 'If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job!' My Mother taught me ESP. . . 'Put your sweater on; don't you think that I know when you're cold?' My Mother taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE. . . 'What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you. . . Don't talk back to me!' My Mother taught me HUMOR. . . 'When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. ' My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT. . . 'If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up. My mother taught me about GENETICS. . . 'You are just like your father!' My mother taught me about my ROOTS. . . 'Do you think you were born in a barn?' My mother taught me about the WISDOM of AGE. . . 'When you get to be my age, you will understand. ' My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. . . 'Just wait until your father gets home. ' My mother taught me about RECEIVING. . . 'You are going to get it when we get home. ' And, my all-time favorite - JUSTICE. . . 'One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like YOU -- then you'll see what it's like!'
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