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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Animal World
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as Rudolph, he just couldn't stop as fast.
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American Joke
How many Amerikans does it take to buy a gallon of gas?
Answer: 250,000 to seize it and one to pump it.
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Bumper Stickers - 4
I drive like this to piss you off!
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Bible Joke
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said, 'I give ten dollars. ' Just then, a piece of plaster fell from the ceiling and landed on his head. He spoke up again quickly. 'I give a thousand dollars!'The minister said, 'Lord, hit him again!'
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Horse Joke
A man's car stalls on a country road. When he gets out to fix it, a horse in the nearby field comes up along side the fence and leans over by him. 'Your trouble is probably in the carburettor,' says the horse. Startled, the man jumps back and runs down the road until he meets a farmer. He tells the farmer his story. 'Was it a large white horse with a black mark over the right eye?' asks the farmer. 'Yes, Yes,' the man replies. 'Oh, I wouldn't listen to her,' says the farmer, 'she doesn't know anything about cars. '
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Election Joke
Captain Kirk and an away team, searching for intelligent life on other planets, traveled down to Earth after going through a time disturbance cloud, landing in Washington D. C. right in the middle of Clinton's inaugural ball.
After looking around, Kirk says: 'Beam us up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down on this one. '
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Dumb Blonde Joke
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to know who the other man was. . .
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Computer Joke
Two computer programmers are driving on a Highway. They switch on the radio and there is a warning: Please note that a car is driving on highway 75 against the traffic. The programmer next to the driver looks at him and says: One? There are hundreds of them.
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