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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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If you can read this. thank a teacher.
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Fun Joke
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries - 'DOC, DOC. . . I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my legs!!!'Well of course you can't silly!', replies the Doc. . . 'I've cut off both of your arms. '
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Dog Joke - 2
What dog do other dogs tell their problems to? A complaint Bernard!
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Funniest Joke
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and '10
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Horse Joke
Joe Palmer, the late racing expert, told about a man from Idaho who breezed into Kentucky with a six-year-old horse that had never raced before, but which he entered for a race. The horse won easily and paid a whopping price. The racing stewards did not like the look of the thing and questioned the owner. 'Is this horse unsound?' they asked. 'Not a bit,' said the owner. 'In that case,' asked the stewards, 'why have you never raced him before?' 'Mister,' said the man from Idaho, 'we couldn't even catch the critter until he was five years old. '
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Love and Marriage Joke
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every month the centerfold is the exact same woman.
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Mental health Joke
Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a bridge. What's come over you? Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.
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Weather Joke
Why is it so wet in Great Britain? Because of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) there.
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