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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of laurel and hardy collection and other funny jokes |
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Car and train Joke
A motorist ran into a shop. 'Do you own a black and white cat?' he asked. 'No, ' replied the manager. 'Oh dear, ' said the motorist, 'I must have run over a nun. '
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Space Joke
What did the metric alien say ? Take me to your litre !
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Beauty Joke
My boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful Well they do say that love is blind !
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Mad Joke
One day some guys were doing a survey between 'boxers' or 'briefs'. They went to a 25 year old man and said 'boxers' or 'briefs'? Hesaid briefs. They went to a 40 year old man and said 'boxers' or 'briefs'? Hesaid boxers. Then they went up to a 80 year old man and said 'boxers' or'briefs'? And the old man replied - 'depends?'
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Redneck Joke
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference.
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Sports Joke
A husband was engrossed in a magazine while his wife was reading the newspaper. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. 'Get this,' she said. 'Some guy put an ad in here offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium. ' 'Hmmmmm,' her husband mumbled, still engrossed in his magazine. Wanting to test him, she asked, 'Would you swap me for a season ticket?' 'Absolutely not!' he said. 'That's so sweet,' she replied. 'Tell me why not. ' 'Heck, the season's more than half over!' he said.
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Kids Fairy Tale Joke
What did Robin say when he nearly got hit at the archery contest? 'That was an arrow escape!' What has two holes for the eyes and a slit for the beak? A Robin Hood!
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Humor Joke
Did you hear about the man who jumped in the Hudson River? He committed sewercide.
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