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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of laurel and hardy bonnie scotland and other funny jokes |
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Apple Joke
What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.
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Judge Joke
Judge: All your responses to the questions must be oral. Do you understand? A: Yes Judge: What school did you attend in the fall of 1995? A: Oral.
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Bumper Stickers - 3
Help Stamp Out And Eradicate Superfluous Redundancy
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Government Humor
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school. After fifteen minutes speaking he says: 'I will now answer anyquestions you have. ' Bobby stands up and says: 'I have four questions':1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore? 2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden? 3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to limit civil liberties?4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?Just then the bell goes and the kids rushed out to play. Upon returning, Mr Ashcroft said: 'I am sorry we were interrupted. I will answer any questions you have. ' A little girl called Julie stands upand says: 'I have six questions':1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore? 2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden? 3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to limit civil liberties?4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq? 5. Why did the bell ring twenty minutes early?6. Where is Bobby?
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Ethnic Joke - 2
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
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Naughty Joke
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art of fellatio. Satisfied that she had perfected the basics, the old pro asked the beginner if she had any questions. 'Well yeah. I was wondering how long dicks should be sucked. ''The same as the short ones, honey. '
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Computers Joke
If IBM made toasters. . . They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to besubmitted for overnight toasting. IBM would claim a worldwidemarket for five, maybe six toasters.
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Pig Joke
Did you hear about the pig's vacation? They had a wonderful time at Yellowstone National Park. They dressed up as bears and raided all the garbage cans.
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