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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of laugh and learn home and other funny jokes |
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At Work Joke
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has to deal with one asshole at a time.
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Animal Joke
A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops. She walks into a small pet shop and explains her need to the attendant. He thinks for a moment and then says, 'I've got just the thing for you madam. I'll just get him. 'With that, he disappears into the back of the shop, and returns a few seconds later with a cute little puppy. 'This dog is a special dog, ' he tells her. 'It is able to fly, ' he explains, and with that throws the dog into the air. It immediately begins to float gracefully around the shop. 'There is one problem with him, however. Whenever you say 'my
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Dirty Joke
A man wakes up early one morning and decides to go Bear hunting. He tells his wife, 'You've got three choices; you can go Bear hunting with me, I'll do you anally or you can give me a blowjob. I'm gonna load up the truck and get the dog out. Make up your mind before I get back. 'The man returns twenty minutes later and says, 'Well what's it gonna be? 'She say's, 'There's no way I'm going Bear hunting and you're not doing my ass so I guess it's a blowjob. 'A couple minutes later she starts choking and spitting and says, 'Jesus, you taste like shit. ''Oh yeah, ' he replies, 'The dog didn't want to go Bear hunting' either. '
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Funny College Joke
And then there was the UCLA professor who opened up his vest, pulled out his tie and wet his pants.
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Aviation Joke
How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb? None, it is done by the automatic pilot.
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Yahoo!
Yahoo who?
Yahoo Mountain Dew!
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Aviation Joke
After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilot: 'Ladies and gentlemen, this is your automatic pilot. In my modern and carefully tested sytem an error is absolutely impossible, absolutely impossible, absolutely impossible, . . . '
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Dirty Joke
Why did God create women? To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.
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