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Hunting Joke
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, 'Did you see that?' 'No, ' the second guy says. 'Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead, ' the first guy says. 'Oh, ' says the second guy. A couple of minutes later, The first guy says, 'Did you see that?' 'See what?' the second guy asks. 'Are you blind? There was a big, black bear walking on that hill, over there. ' 'Oh. ' A few minutes later the first guy says: 'Did you see that?' By now, the second guy is getting aggravated, so he says, 'Yes, I did!' And the first guy says: 'Then why did you step in it?'
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Joke of the Day
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
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Funny Kids Joke
Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there's a moose on the loose!
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock Who's there ! Adair ! Adair who ? Adair once but I'm bald now !
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ? Butcher your arms around me !
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Old Age Joke
There were 2 old-maid sisters. . . both virgins. It's Friday night and Gladys looks at Betty and says, 'I'm not going to die a virgin. . . I'm going out and I'm not coming home 'til I've been laid!!'
Betty says, 'Well, make sure you're home by 10, so I don't worry about you. '
10 o'clock rolls around and there's no sign of Gladys. . . 11 o'clock. . . 12 o'clock. . . Finally about 15 after 1 the front door flies open. In runs Gladys. . . straight to the bathroom.
Betty goes and knocks on the door, 'Are you okay, Gladys?'
No answer, so she opens the door and there sits Gladys with her panties around her ankles, legs spread, and her head stuck between her legs looking at herself.
'What is it, Gladys? What's wrong?' asks Betty.
'Betty, it was 10 inches long when it went in. . . and 5 when it came out. When I find the other half you're gonna have the time of your life!!'
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Kids Fairy Tale Joke
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Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road
when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.
'My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf,'
says Little Red Riding Hood.
The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again;
this time he is crouched behind a tree stump.
'My, what big ears you have Mr. Wolf,' says Little Red Riding Hood.
Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away.
About 2 miles down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road sign.
'My, what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf,' taunts Little Red Riding Hood.
With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams,
'Will you get lost? I'm trying to take a dump!'
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Dumb Blonde Joke
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? 'Look! they spelled MACY'S wrong.
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