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Business Joke
There is also a joke about the last Mayday parade in the Soviet Union. After the tanks and the troops and the planes and the missiles rolled by there came ten men dressed in black. 'Are they Spies?' Asked Gorby? 'They are economists, ' replies the KGB director, 'imagine the havoc they will wreak when we set them loose on the Americans'
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Dog Joke - 2
Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks? Because their heads are so close to their bodies!
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Dirty Joke
Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher. She says, 'Hello class, I'm Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class remember it has an 'r' after the first letter. ' The entire class says, 'Hello Mrs. Prussy. ' A few days later the regular teacher is still sick when Little Johnny gets to his desk the teacher asks what her name is. Johnny thinks hard and the says to the teacher, 'I remember it has an 'r' after the first letter. ' 'That's right!' she coaxed. Then after a few seconds Little Johnny says, 'Mrs. Crunt?'
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Military Joke
One Sunday morning, the priest noticed Little Johnny was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on either side of it. The seven-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the priest walked up, stood beside the boy, and said quietly, 'Good morning, Little Johnny. ' 'Good morning, Father, ' replied the young man, still focused on the plaque. 'Father Scott, what is this?' Little Johnny asked. 'Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service. ' Soberly, they stood together, staring at the large plaque. Little Johnny's voice was barely audible when he asked, 'Which service, the 9:45 or the 11:15?'
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Various animal Joke
Who held the baby octopus to ransom ? Squidnappers !
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Law and Lawyer Joke
A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship. He was informed that there were no vacancies. The next day, while walking along the river, he saw a drowned man being pulled out, and recognized him as a federal judge. He ran back to the White House and demanded the position. 'Sorry, ' said the President, 'but the lawyer who saw that judge fall in beat you here by a good five minutes. '
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Easy to Remember Joke
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
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Mental health Joke
One behaviorist to another after lovemaking: 'Darling, that was wonderful for you. How was it for me?'
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