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Bumper Stickers - 7
They're not hot flashes. . . they're POWER SURGES!
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Women Joke
Why haven't Women landed on the Moon? - Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!
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Dumb Blonde Joke
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first blonde said 'These look like deer tracks. ' The other said, 'No, they look like moose tracks. ' They argued and argued and were still arguing whenthe train hit them.
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Waiter Joke
Q: How many Waiters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, even a burned out bulb can't catch a waiters eye
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Joke for Speeches
Most of us understand that our self worth and feelings of achievement change as we go through life. While everyone has different aspirations, it appears we all have some common benchmarks for what success is. Really it all depends on your age. Consider the following:At age '4
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Miscellaneous Joke
It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of a busy intersection. Traffic quickly piled up in all directions, so a woman rushed to help him. When she knelt down to loosen his collar, a man emerged from the crowd, pushed her aside, and said, 'It's all right honey, I've had a course in first aid. ' The woman stood up and watched as he took the ill man's pulse and prepared to administer artificial respiration. At this point she tapped him on the shoulder and said, 'When you get to the part about calling a doctor, I'm already here. '
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Avery ! Avery who ? Avery time I come to your house we go through this !
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Hair and bald Joke
Janet came home from school and asked her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair lacquer. 'No, ' said Mom. 'It's glue. ' 'I thought so, ' said Janet. 'I wondered why I couldn't get my hat off today. '
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