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Romance Joke
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense of humor.
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Easy to Remember Joke
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way. She: Well, you succeeded!
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Bible Joke
A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame. The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed and asked to see them individually. So, the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon. The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, 'Where is God?' They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open. The clergyman repeated the question. 'Where is God?' Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. So, the clergyman raised his voice some more and shook his finger i n the boy's face and bellowed, 'Where is God!?' The boy screamed and bolted from the room. He ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, 'What happened?' The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied: 'We are in real BIG trouble this time! God is missing, and they think we did it!'
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Bible Joke
A Jewish guy called Jacob finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask God for help. He goes into the synagogue and begins to pray 'God, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well, please let me win the lotto'. Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Jacob goes back to the synagogue. 'God, please let me win the lotto, I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well'. Lotto night comes and Jacob still has no luck!! Back to the synagogue. 'My God, why have you forsaken me?? I've lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won't you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order???'. Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Jacob is confronted by the voice of GOD himself: 'JACOB, MEET ME HALF WAY ON THIS ONE, BUY A DAMN TICKET'
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Car and train Joke
A young man comes home and says 'Dad, just got my driver's license and would like to use the family car. ' Father replies, :'O. K. , son. But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, make the yard is neat, and cut your hair. Come back in a few months and then we'll see. ' Well, several months pass and the young man comes into the house with his report card in his hand. 'Dad, I got great marks on my report card. I've been keeping my room as neat as a pin, and the yard is always ship-shape. How about letting me use the car?' Father replies, 'That's all true, but son you didn't cut your hair. ' Son says, 'But, dad, Jesus had long hair. ' Father replies, 'Yes, son, you're perfectly right. And he walked everywhere he went. '
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Lawyer Joke
A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer's tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings to speed the trial along. The attorney had bristled at the judge's orders, and their tempers grew hot. Finally, frustrated with another repetition of arguments he had heard many times before, the judge pointed to his ear and said, 'Counselor, you should be aware that at this point, what you are saying is just going in one ear and out the other. ''Your honor, ' replied the lawyer, 'That goes without saying. What is there to prevent it?'
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Answer me this Joke
If a word in a dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
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Joke for Halloween
Q: What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
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