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Farmer Joke
A man's car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. 'Your trouble is probably in the carburetor, ' said the cow. Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. The amazed man told the farmer his story. 'Was it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye?' asked the farmer. 'Yes, yes, ' the man replied. 'Oh! I wouldn't listen to Bessie, ' said the farmer. 'She doesn't know a thing about cars. '
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Dirty Joke
Why is sex like a game of bridge? -You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
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Celebrities Joke
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining than Frank Sinatra Jr. 's.
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Kids School Joke
What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
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Animal World
What came first, the chicken or the egg? - I'd have to say it was the rooster!
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College Humor
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place. Not wanting to miss this vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be. 'On a woman, ' the doctor said, 'your heart would be just below your left breast. 'Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a bullet wound to her left knee.
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Simple Joke
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move. 'No thank you. ' she said politely. 'This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I'm keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love. 'That must be rather difficult. ' the man replied. 'Oh, I don't mind too much. ' she said. 'But, it has my husband pretty upset. '
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School Joke for Kids
What's the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside!
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