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Humorous Joke
What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? He gives it a valenshine!
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Bar Joke , beer, booze and fun!
Remember, an alcoholic & a drunk are not the same thing at all. The alcoholic has to attend meetings.
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Weird Women Joke
Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty yearold daughter had hitch hiked all alone, all the way from SanFrancisco to Washington. 'For gods sake!' he screamed, 'Someone could have attacked youand raped you!' 'I wasn't ever in no danger at all', she said, trying to calm himdown. 'As soon as someone gave me a ride, I said I was going toWashington, because thats where they have the best treatment forsexually transmitted diseases. '
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Yo Mama Joke
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
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Elephant Joke
What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ? Out of the way !
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Spoof Joke
John Bobbit Virus--Removes a vital part of your hard disk and then re-attaches it. (But it will never work again. )Oprah Winfrey Virus--Your 850 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 200 MB, and then slowly expands back to 850 MB. Politically Correct Virus--Never calls itself a 'virus', but instead refers to itself as an 'electronic micro-organism'. Right to Life Virus--Won't allow you to delete a file, regardless of how old it is. If you attempt to erase a file, it requires you to first see a counselor about possible alternatives. Government Economist Virus--Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine. Federal Bureaucrat Virus--Divides your hard disk into thousands of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of your computer. AT&T Virus--Every 3 minutes it tells you what great service you are getting. MCI Virus-- Every 3 minutes it reminds you that you are paying too much for the AT&T Virus. Sprint Virus--Every 3 minutes it tells you that it's better than the AT&T and MCI Virus. PBS Virus--Your computer stops every few minutes to ask for money. Health Care Virus--Tests your system for a day, finds nothing wrong with it, and sends you a bill for $'4
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Kids Fairy Tale Joke
Do giants eat Englishmen with their fingers?
No, they eat their fingers separately!
How did Jack know how many beans his cow was worth?
He used a cowculator!
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So you're a feminist. . . Isn't that cute.
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