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Military Joke
Father Murphy walked into a pub and said to the first Marine he met, 'Do you want to go to heaven?' The Marine said, 'I do Father. ' The priest said, 'Leave this pub right now!' He then approached a second Marine. 'Do you want to got to heaven?' 'Certainly, Father, ' was the Marine's reply. 'Then leave this den of Satan!' said the priest. Father Murphy then walked up to an old SgtMaj and asked, 'Do you want to go to heaven?' The SgtMaj replied: 'No, I don't Father. ' The priest looked him right in the eye and said, 'You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?' The SgtMaj smiled, 'Oh, when I die! Why. . . yes Father. Shit, I thought you were getting a working party together to go right now!'
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Strange Humor
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris asked, 'If you were a musician, who would you be?'. Chuck Norris said, 'I would be Motzart. ' Jean Claud VanDam said, 'I would be Bethoven. ' Arnold said, 'I'll be Bach!'
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Weird Women Joke
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come out of the shower. The young girl looks at her sisters pussy and asks 'What's that?' Her sister replies 'That is my possum, sis!' The young girl replies 'Oh, OK' The next day she sees her mother get out of the shower and a pointing at her pussy again asks 'What's that?' Her mother replies 'That's my possum!' The young girl again replies 'Oh, OK' The next day she sees her grandmother getting out of the shower and once again pointing at her pussy asks 'What's that?' The grandmother replies 'That's my possum!' The young girl replies 'Oh, grandmother, is your possum dead?' The grandmother, looking a little dazzled replies 'No, deary, why do you ask?' The young girl replies 'Oh, its just that your possums tongue is sticking out!'
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Dirty Joke
Q: How does a blonde part their hair? A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart) A2: By doing the splits.
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Romance Joke
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values. Stu said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?'Leroy replied, 'I'm not sure, What was her maiden name?'
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Computing Joke
Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don't read dumps. They never generate them, and on the rare occasions that they come across them, they are vaguely amused. Real software engineers don't comment their code. The identifiers are so mnemonic they don't have to. Real software engineers don't write applications programs, they implement algorithms. If someone has an application that the algorithm might help with, that's nice. Don't ask them to write the user interface, though. If it doesn't have recursive function calls, real software engineers don't program in it. Real software engineers don't program in assembler. They become queasy at the very thought. Real software engineers don't debug programs, they verify correctness. This process doesn't necessarily involve executing anything on a computer, except perhaps a Correctness Verification Aid package. Real software engineers like C's structured constructs, but they are suspicious of it because they have heard that it lets you get 'close to the machine. ' Real software engineers play tennis. In general, they don't like any sport that involves getting hot and sweaty and gross when out of range of a shower. (Thus mountain climbing is Right Out. ) They will occasionally wear their tennis togs to work, but only on very sunny days. Real software engineers admire PASCAL for its discipline and Spartan purity, but they find it difficult to actually program in. They don't tell this to their friends, because they are afraid it means that they are somehow Unworthy. Real software engineers work from 9 to '5
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Humor Joke
How is a bell obedient? It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).
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