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Blonde Joke - 1
Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her.
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Camping Joke
Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read 'BEAR LEFT' so they went home
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Politics Humor
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells, 'Help, send the police to my house right away! There's a damn Democraton my front porch and he's playing with himself. ''What?' the operator exclaimed. 'I said there is a damn Democrat on myfront porch playing with himself and he's weird; I don't know him andI'm afraid! Please send the police!' the little old lady repeated. 'Well, now, how do you know he's a Democrat?''Because, you damn fool, if it was a Republican, he'd be screwingsomebody!'
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Mental health Joke
Did you hear about the auto mechanic who went to a psychiatrist and insisted on laying under the couch?
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Yo momma Joke
Yo momma so bald head she put a weave cap on and it weave her cull
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Ghost Joke
What did the little ghost eat for lunch? A booloney sandwich!
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Sport Joke
If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls? Cornflakes!
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Funny Famous Joke
Diet for Stress How's your stress level? This should help. It is more than a diet, so read on. . . This diet is designed to help you cope with the stress that builds up during the day. Breakfast:1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz. skim milkLunch: 4 oz. lean broiled chicken breast 1 cup steamed spinach 1 cup herb tea 1 Oreo cookieMid-Afternoon snack: The rest of Oreos in the package 2 pints Rocky Road ice cream with nuts, cherries and whipped cream 1 jar hot fudge sauceDinner: 2 loaves garlic bread 4 cans or 1 large pitcher Coke 1 large sausage, mushroom and cheese pizza 3 Snickers barsLate Evening News: Entire frozen Sara Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from freezer)Rules for this Diet1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories. 2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy jar are canceled out by the diet soda. 3. When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you do not eat more than they do. 4. Food used for medicinal purposes NEVER count, such as hot chocolate, toast and Sara Lee Cheesecake. 5. If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner. 6. Movie related foods do not have additional calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel. Examples: Milk Duds, buttered popcorn, Junior Mints, Red Hots and Tootsie Rolls. 7. Cookie pieces contain no calories. The process of breaking causes calorie leakage. 8. Things licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the process of preparing something. 9. Foods that have the same color have the same number of calories. Examples are: spinach and pistachio ice cream; mushrooms and mashed potatoes. 10. Chocolate is a universal color and may be substituted for any other food color. 11. Anything consumed while standing has no calories. This is due to gravity and the density of the caloric mass. 12. Anything consumed from someone else's plate has no calories since the calories rightfully belong to the other person and will cling to his/her plate. (We ALL know how calories like to cling!)REMEMBER: STRESSED SPELLED BACKWARDS IS DESSERTS
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