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Blonde Joke - 2
Q. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? A. To see what was on the other side.
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Weird Women Joke
How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color?By studying what oil spills did to seaweed.
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Bumper Stickers - 4
I wish I could kill the sexiest person alive but suicide is a crime!
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Music Joke
1st man: 'My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three o'clock this morning!' 2nd man: 'Did they wake you?' 1st man: 'Nah. . . . I was up playing my bagpipes. '
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Ethnic Joke - 1
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry? A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she's old enough. If it isn't, cut the barrel down a bit.
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Computer Joke
Why didn't the mouse cross the road? It's cord wasn't long enough!
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Divorce Joke
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that her husband had left her bed and board. When she had finished, the husband's lawyer rose to his feet and coolly replied, 'Your Honor, I have a slight correction in the typing of the charging documents. My client claims that he left her bed 'bored'. '
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You'd live in a place where no two people had the same name. You'd only pay $21. 95 a month to live there, but half the time you tried to leave your house, the door would be stuck. Once you got outside, even if you were in a hurry, you'd be assaulted by slimy little door-to-door sales creeps offering you great AOL 14. 4 modems for only $399. 99. The commute to work is just a double-click away, but every time you try to leave your driveway, the flow of traffic knocks you back into your yard. The local post office would tell your mother you're not a known resident. The local post office won't forward your mail to you when you move. If you saw a crime and called '911
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