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Weird Women Joke
Miracle Bra Alternative A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks. One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small. Uncharacteristically, the husband comes up with a suggestion. 'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds. ' Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. 'How long will this take?' she asks. 'They'll grow gradually larger over a period of some years, ' he replies. The wife stops. 'Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts everyday will make my breasts grow?' she asks. The husband shrugs. 'Why not, it worked for your ass, didn't it?'
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Priceless Joke
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
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Bumper Stickers - 2
Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
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Men Joke
Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
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Ethnic Joke - 2
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. 'Good evenin
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Military Joke
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, 'Why do you want to join the Navy, son?' 'My father said it'd be a good idea, sir. ' 'Oh? And what does your father do?' 'He's in the Army, sir. '
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Comedy Joke
In a restroom at IBM's Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly above the sink. It had a single word on it -- 'THINK!'The next day, when he went to the restroom, he looked at the sign and right below, immediately above the soap dispenser, someone had carefully lettered another sign which read -- 'THOAP!'
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Blonde Joke - 1
Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
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