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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of kilkenny comedy and other funny jokes |
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Dance Joke
What is a frog's favorite dance? The Lindy Hop.
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Men Joke
Q. What do you call a handcuffed man? A. Trustworthy.
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At Work Joke
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don't call you just because they want to giveyou something for nothing - they call because they want YOUto do work for THEM. That's no way to live. Screen all yourcalls through voice mail. If somebody leaves a voice mailmessage for you and it sounds like impending work, respondduring lunch hour when you know they're not there - it lookslike you're hardworking and conscientious even though you'rebeing a devious weasel. If you diligently employ the methodof screening incoming calls and then returning calls whennobody is there, this will greatly increase the odds that thecaller will give up or look for a solution that doesn'tinvolve you. The sweetest voice mail message you can everhear is: 'Ignore my last message. I took care of it'. If yourvoice mailbox has a limit on the number of messages it canhold, make sure you reach that limit frequently. One way todo that is to never erase any incoming messages. If thattakes too long, send yourself a few messages. Your callerswill hear a recorded message that says, 'Sorry, this mailboxis full' - a sure sign that you are a hardworking employee inhigh demand.
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Relationships Joke
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside andsaid, 'If you don't do the following, your husband willsurely die'. 1. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood. 2. At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work. 3. For dinner, fix an especially nice meal, and don't burden him with household chores. 4. Have sex with him several times a week and satisfy his every whim. On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctorhad told her. 'You're going to die, ' she replied.
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Dumb Blonde Joke
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don't realise how much you miss them until they go down on you!Sent by Tiggsy
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Bumper Stickers - 6
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Bath Joke
May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ? Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !
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Religion Joke
Love Jesus by Dennis DiPasquale The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back bumper of my car, and I'm really glad I did. What an uplifting experience followed. I was stopped at the light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord, and didn't notice that the light had changed. That bumper sticker really worked! I found lots of people who love Jesus. Why, the guy behind me started to honk like crazy. He must REALLY love the lord because pretty soon, he leaned out his window and yelled, 'Jesus Christ!!' as loud as he could. It was like a football game with him shouting, 'GO JESUS CHRIST, GO!!!' Everyone else started honking, too, so I leaned out my window and waved and smiled to all of those loving people. There must have been a guy from Florida back there because I could hear him yelling something about a sunny beach, and saw him waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I asked my two kids what that meant. They kind of squirmed, looked at each other, giggled and told me that it was the Hawaiian good luck sign. So, I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. Several cars behind, a very nice black man stepped out of his car and yelled something. I couldn't hear him very well, but it sounded like, 'Mother trucker, ' or 'Mother's from there. ' Maybe he was from Florida, too. He must really love the lord. A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and were walking toward me. I bet they wanted to pray, but just then I noticed that the light had changed, and stepped on the gas. And a good thing I did, because I was the only driver to get across the intersection. I looked back at them standing there. I leaned way out the window, gave them a big smile and held up the Hawaiian good luck sign, as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks.
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