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If love is blind why is lingerie so popular?
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Free Adult Joke
TOP TEN REASONS WHY THE STAR WARS CHARACTERS WOULD KICK BUTT IN THE STAR TREK UNIVERSE10) In the Star Wars Universe weapons are rarely, if ever, set on 'STUN. '9) The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of 20 just to go into warp. The Millennium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie. 8) After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable. After pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell. 7) One word: Lightsabers. 6) Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance. 5) The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class 'M' or not. 4) Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters. 3) Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action. 2) The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named 'SlaveI. '1) Picard pilots the Enterprise through asteroid belts at one-quarter impulse power. Han Solo floors it.
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Ethnic Joke - 1
Q: How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but he'll tell everybody.
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1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. '28
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Cow Joke
What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world!
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Space Joke
Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but they left after a few minutes ? You see, it had no atmosphere !
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Mad Joke
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None! He fell.
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Elderly People Joke
The old man was saying to his doctor, 'You know, Doc, when I was young, it was as hard as a rock. As I got a little older, I could bend it a little and now I can bend it alot. Does that mean I'm getting stronger?'
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