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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of jugglers comedy club and other funny jokes |
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Hair and bald Joke
First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and didn't turn a hair! Second boy: I'm not surprised - your dad's bald!
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Dentist Joke
What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?. . . He braces himself
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Frog Joke
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? He had his own frog-horn.
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Humor Joke
Camper: There's a leak over my bunk! Counselor: Don't complain. It only leaks when it rains.
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Answer me this Joke
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
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Great Joke
The little rascals were in class and the teacher was giving them a vocabulary lesson. The teacher said, 'Alfalfa, use the word love in a sentence'. Alfalfa replies, 'I love Darla'. The teacher said, 'Good. . . now Spanky your word is respect'. Spanky replies, 'I respect the way Alfalfa loves Darla'. The teacher said, 'Very good! Now Buckweat its your turn, your word is Dictate'. Buckweat replies, 'Hey Darla. . . how did my dictate last night?'.
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alf ! Alf who ? Alf all if you don't catch me!
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Joke for Speeches
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error. Janet Coleman The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. Andy Rooney The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. George Carlin If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. -- Paul Beatty In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. Joey Adams
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