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Worlds Best Joke
These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying to decide what prank to pull on a mutual friend. Their friend was getting married soon, and his good buddies just felt compelled to play some prank, as all good buddies would. After sitting around brainstorming for a while, the Electrician had a thought, 'I know! I know! I can wire the bed so that when our friend and his new bride sit on it and touch one another, they'll get a good shock. 'The Carpenter perked up and added, 'and I can rig the bed so that when they get shocked and jump apart, the bed will collapse. 'The Dentist just sat in silence, because he couldn't think of a thing to do. After the fortunate couple's wedding and honeymoon, the groom called his friends together for a chat. He said to them, 'Well, when we sat on the bed and got a shock, it wasn't that bad. And then when we jumped apart and the bed fell in, we had a good laugh. But who's bright idea was it to put the Novacaine in the Vaseline?!?!?!?!?'
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Weather Joke
Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team will be called 'Humidity' so that fans in Florida will be able to say, 'It's not the Heat That's so bad, it's the Humidity. '
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Relationships Joke
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in thecrotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. He finally getshimself to the doctor. He says, 'How bad is it doc? I'm going on myhoneymoon next week and my fiance is still a virgin in every way. 'The doc said , 'I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let itheal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week. ' So he tookfour tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4-sided bandage andwired it all together. It was an impressive work of art. The guy mentions none of this to his girlfriend. They marry and ontheir honeymoon night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse toreveal a gorgeous set of breasts. This was the first time he eversaw them. She says, 'You are the first, no one has ever touched thesebreasts. ' He pulls down his pants, whips it out and says, 'Look atthis, it's still in the CRATE !'
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Knock Knock Who's there? Anna! Anna who? Anna one, anna two. . . ! Knock Knock Who's there? Anna! Anna who? Anna going to tell you! Knock Knock Who's there? Anne Boleyn! Anne Boleyn who? Anne Boleyn alley! Knock Knock Who's there? Amin! Amin who? Amin thing to do! Knock Knock Who's there? Ammonia! Ammonia who? Ammonia little kid!
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Space Joke
Why are astronauts successful people ? Because they always go up in the world !
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Family Comedy Joke
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls. His biggest pleasure is making such calls to kindergarten teachers. He'll find a lonely telephone booth, dial the number of a teacher, and exclaim - 'Is this Mrs. Jones, the kindergarten teacher at P. S. 41?'When the teacher answers yes, Dave goes into his act. . . 'Wee-ee, poo-poo ca-ca!'
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Marriage Joke
An Irish couple, whose married bliss was not without a few 'squalls' received a humble lecture from their priest regarding their disgraceful quarrels. 'Why, that dog and cat you have agree better than you. ' 'If yer reverence'll tie them together, ye'll soon change yer mind. '
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School Joke
Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph? Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Joseph: The sign said, 'School Ahead, Go Slow!'
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