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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of jongleurs comedy club portsmouth and other funny jokes |
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Dentist Joke
What time is it when you have to go to the dentist ? Tooth Hurty !
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School Joke
What's black and white all over and difficult? An exam paper!
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Pig Joke
If you drop this book in a pig pen, what should you do? Take the words out of their mouths.
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School Joke
What did you learn in school today? Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!
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Snake Joke
What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a python? A twenty-foot-long strip-light that can squeeze you to death.
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Aviation Joke
Flight '1234
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Bumper Stickers - 1
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
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Situations Humor
A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of the hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first day but, on the second, being a naturist, she decided that no one could see her way up there, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan. She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs. She was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear. 'Excuse me, miss, ' said the flustered little assistant manager of the hotel, out of breath from running up the stairs. 'The hotel doesn't mind you sunbathing on the roof but we would very much appreciate you wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday. ''What difference does it make, ' Joan asked rather calmly. 'No one can see me up here, and besides, I'm covered with a towel. ''Not exactly, ' said the embarrassed little man. 'You're lying on the dining room skylight. '
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