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Archive of jongleurs comedy club cardiff and other funny jokes |
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Business Joke
The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. The next day, he brought a small sign that read:
'I'm the Boss!'
He then taped it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a
note to the sign that said:
'Your wife called, she wants her sign back!'
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Doctor and nurse Joke
There were ten zebras in the zoo. All but nine escaped. How many were left? Nine!
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Very Silly Joke
Did you hear about the doctor who had his license taken away because he was having affairs with his patients?Yup, it's a shame because he was one of the top veterinarians in the country!
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Monster Joke
Boy: Did you know you can get fur from a three headed mountain monster? Girl: Really? What kind of fur? Boy: As fur away as possible!
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Weird Women Joke
Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat 35 Irish setter and Muffy the Cat 48 Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat 66 Retired husband dabbles in taxidermy, stuffs Muffy the Cat
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Bumper Stickers - 6
Smile and at nice.
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock Who's there ! Canoe ! Canoe who ? Canoe come out and play with me ?
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Car and train Joke
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, and he asked her for directions to Des Moines. 'Don't know, ' the woman said. He got back in his car and pulled away. Then he heard voices. He looked in his rearview mirror and saw the woman and an equally old man waving for him to come back. So he made a U- turn and drove up to them. 'This is my husband, ' the old woman said. 'He doesn't know how to get to Des Moines either. '
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