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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Food Joke
Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun? Because she had her nose in a hamburger.
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Dog Joke - 2
Why can't Chihuahuas run marathons? They're short of breath!
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Short Stupid Joke
Do you know why the tribes of Israel wandered in the desert for 40 years?Because even then, men couldn't stop to ask directions.
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Funny College Joke
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from a far away land trying to find adventure. As the daughter was exiting the plane, the mother noticed a man directly behind her daughter dressed in feathers with exotic markings all over his body and carrying a shrunken head. The daughter introduced this man as her new husband. The mother gasped in disbelief and disappointment and screamed, 'I said for you to marry a Rich Doctor! a Rich Doctor!'
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Bed Joke
What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !
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Dirty Joke
A 90 year man finally gets to see a Dr. and the dr. asks him what the problem is, the man says he wants the Dr. to lower his sex drive. The Dr. is taken aback a bit but finally asks the man, just how old are you? The man answers I am 90. The Dr. , still a little confused says you are '90
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Fishing Joke
A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his father, 'How does this boat float? The father replied, 'Don't rightly know son. ' A little later, the boy looked at his father and asked, 'How do fish breath underwater?' Once again the father replied, 'Don't rightly know son. ' A little later the boy asked his father, 'Why is the sky blue?' Again, the father repied. 'Don't rightly know son. ' Finally, the boy asked his father, 'Dad, do you mind my asking you all of these questions?' The father replied, 'Of course not, you don't ask questions, you never learn nothin'. '
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Travel and tourist Joke
Q: How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
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