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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Funny Kids Joke
What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!
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I think therefore we have nothing in common.
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Business Joke
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, 'The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day,
7 days a week. '
He responded, 'Is that Eastern or Pacific time?'
Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, 'Uh, Pacific. '
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Joke for Speeches
Knock Knock Who's there? Athens! Athens who? Athens I love you! Knock Knock Who's there? Atlas! Atlas? Atlas it's the weekend! Knock Knock Who's there? Atomic! Atomic who? Atomic ache! Knock Knock Who's there? Axl! Axl who? Axl me nicely and I might just tell you! Knock Knock Who's there? Anita! Anita who? Anita you like I need a hole in the head!
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Men Joke
Men are like high heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
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Political Joke
The major difference between death and taxes is that Congress can't make death any worse than it is.
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Law Enforcement Joke
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer see's a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, 'This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!'So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies, two in the front seat and three in the back, wide eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, 'Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?' 'Ma'am, ' the officer replies, 'You weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers. ' 'Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly twenty-two miles an hour!' the old woman says a bit proudly. The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle exp lains to her that '22' was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error. 'But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask. . . Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time, ' the officer asks. 'Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Route 142. '
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Election Joke
Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on their way to visit the Communists to share their success stories about taxing Americans.
Bill: 'Why don't I throw this hundred dollar bill out the window and make someone very happy. '
Hillary: 'Well, why don't you throw ten hundred dollar bills out the window and make ten people happy. '
Al: 'Why don't you two jump out the window and make me and Tipper happy. '
Tipper: 'Why don't we all jump out the window and make everybody throughout the United States and world happy. '
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