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Clinton Joke
Q: Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton? A: Because he filed as head of the household.
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Funny College Joke
Why don't Purdue athletes eat pickles? They can't get their heads in the jar.
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Ethnic Humor
An Arab diplomat visiting the U. S. for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was unused to the salt in American foods (french fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies etc. ) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water. Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water, but then came the time when he returned empty-handed. Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water? demanded the Grand Emir. A thousand pardons, O Illustrious One, stammered the wretched Abdul, white man sit on well.
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock Who's there ! Candace ! Candace who ? Candace with love !
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Money Joke
How can a can you double your money? By folding it in half.
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Bumper Stickers - 5
Life's a beach, and then you drown.
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Bar Joke - 2
Gross pay: $1222. 02Income Tax244. 40 Outgo Tax45. 21 State Tax61. 10 Interstate Tax5. 89 County Tax6. 11 City Tax12. 22 Rual Tax4. 44 Back Tax1. 11 Front Tax1. 16 Side tax1. 61 Up Tax2. 22 Down Tax1. 11 Knickknack Tax1. 98 Hackensack Tax3. 93 Thumbtax0. 98 Carpet Tax0. 69 Snack Tax8. 32 Surtax3. 46 Ma'am Tax3. 46 Parking Fee5. 00 No Parking Fee10. 00 F. I. C. A. 81. 88 T. G. I. F9. 95 Life Ins. 5. 85 Health Ins. 16. 23 Disability Ins. 2. 50 Ability Ins. 0. 25 Liability Ins. 3. 41 Dental Ins. 4. 50 Mental Ins. 4. 33 Fundamental Ins. 0. 11 Coffee 6. 85 Coffee Cups66. 51 Calendar Rental3. 06 Floor Rental16. 85 Chair Rental4. 32 Desk Rental4. 32 Union Dues5. 85 Union Don'ts 3. 77 Cash Advances0. 69 Cash Retreats121. 35 Overtime 1. 26 Undertime54. 83 Eastern Time 9. 00 Central Time8. 00 Mountain Time7. 00 Pacific Time6. 00 Daylight Savings Time. 4. 44 Time Out12. 21 Oxygen 10. 22 Water16. 54 Electricity38. 23 Heat51. 42 Air Conditioning46. 83 Misc. 169. 24 Total Take Home Pay = $0000. 02This is where the expression 'just my 2 cents' came from.
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Dance Joke
Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor? A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!
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