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Pig Joke
On a drive in the country, a city slicker noticed a farmer lifting a pig up to an apple tree and holding the pig there as it ate one apple after another.
'Maybe I don't know what I'm talking about,' said the city slicker, 'but if you just shook the tree so the apples fell to the ground, wouldn't it save a lot of time?'
'Time?' said the farmer. 'What does time matter to a pig?'
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Blonde Joke - 2
There was a blonde who was at an all blonde football game. At halftime she was called down to answer questions to see if she could win $1000. The first question was what is 10 plus 11? She hesitates and says, hm. . 5! The host says no im sorry thats incorrect. All of the blondes in the stadium chanted 'Give her another chance, give her another chance!' So the host agrees and said, 'ok how about 5 plus 5. ' She answers and says 20. Again all the blondes chanted give her another chance, give her another chance. So the host agrees again and says, ok last chance, what is 2 plus 2. The blonde says 4! and the audience says Give her another chance give her another chance!
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Various animal Joke
What does an octopus take on a camping trip? Tentacles!
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Food and Drink Joke
How do you know that a elephant's been in the fridge? There are foot prints in the butter. '
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Yo momma Joke
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.
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Hunting Joke
Two Virginia boys, Sonny and Rick, went out hunting and split up. Sonny heard some rustling in the bushes and, by mistake, shot his friend. After trying to remove the bullet, he carried Rick to a doctor. Two hours later, after the physician had patched up the wounded hunter, Sonny asked, 'Please, Doc. How's my friend?' 'Well, ' answered the M. D. , 'he'd be a lot better off if you hadn't taken out his gut!'
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Barrister ! Barrister who ? Barristercratic !
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At Work Joke
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office. 'What is the meaning of this?' the director asked. 'When you applied for this job, you told us you had five years experience. Now we discovered this is the first job you've ever held. ''Well, ' the young man replied 'in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination. '
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