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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of jokes and sayings and other funny jokes |
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Pig Joke
When were pigs made?
In the Saus-age
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Bumper Stickers - 3
Housework makes women ugly.
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Medical Joke
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive flatulance, but there was never any sound or smell so she had done nothing about it until now. So the Dr. took down all of her medical history, a process that took quite a while. At the end, the woman says, 'You see, Dr Smyth while I've been sitting here talking to you I've broken wind five times, but there's no sound and no smell. ' At this point, the Dr. scribbled something on a pad, ripped off a sheet and handed it to the woman. 'What's this?' she asked, 'some pills?' 'No', replied Dr Smyth, 'that is a prescription for a hearing aid: come in next week, and we'll operate on your nose. '
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Music Joke
Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards? A: A new age song.
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Annetta ! Annetta who ? Annetta joke like that and you're off this bus !
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Animal World
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
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Aviation Joke
On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks 'And get me a whisky you cow!' The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee. When this omission is pointed out to her the parrot drains its glass and bawls 'And get me another whisky you idiot'. Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another whisky but still no coffee. Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot's approach 'I've asked you twice for a coffee, go and get it now or I'll kick you'. The next moment, both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards. Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says 'For someone who can't fly, you complain too much!'
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Sport Joke
What does a footballer and a magician have in common? Both do hat tricks!
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