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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Military Joke
First soldier: 'Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?'Second soldier: 'No way, Jose!'First soldier: 'Whyever not?'Second soldier: 'It's against regulations to help another soldier to dessert!'
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Ethnic Humor
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a drink when agood-looking girl comes up to them and says 'whoever can say liver andcheese in a sentence can have me'. So the white guy says'I love liver and cheese. ' she says 'that's not good enough. ' The black says 'I hate liver and cheese', and she says 'that's notcreative', and then the Mexican says 'liver alone cheese mine. '
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Dog Joke - 2
Why wasn't the dog hurt when he fell off a 100-foot ladder?
He fell from the bottom rung.
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Law Enforcement Joke
Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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Law Joke
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A: A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Just for Laughs Joke
A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer and dryer, but there was no price listed on them. He asked the sales person 'How much are the washer and dryer?''Five dollars for both of them, ' the salesman said. 'Yeah right, you've got to be kidding me!' the man replied sarcastically. 'No, that's the price, ' the salesman said, 'Do you want to buy them or not?''Yeah, I'll take them!' the customer responded. He continued to look around and saw a car stereo system with a detachable face cassette player, a CD changer, amplifier, speakers, and subwoofers. 'How much?' he asked. 'Five dollars for the system, ' the salesman answered. 'Is it stolen?' the guy asks. 'No, ' said the salesman, 'It's brand new, do you want it or not?''Sure, ' the customer replied. He looked around some more. Next he found a top of the line computer with printer and monitor. 'How much?''Five dollars, ' was the familiar response. 'I'll take that too!' the man said. As the salesperson is ringing up the purchases, the man asked him, 'Why are your prices so cheap?'The salesman said, 'Well, the owner of the store is at my house right now with my wife. What he's doing to her, I'm doing to his business!'
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Sad Joke
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The woman jumps up, shoves the guy in a corner of the bedroom, rubs him down in baby oil and covers him in talcum powder. 'Don't move! You're a statue!' The husband comes up to the bedroom and inquires about the new decoration. The wife explains that the Smith family next door acquired a statue for their bedroom recently, and if they could get one, so could she. The married couple go to bed, but at midnight the husband goes downstairs, gets a glass of milk and some cookies, and comes back upstairs. He hands the snack to the statue and says, 'Here. I stood around for 3 days at the Smiths
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Weird Women Joke
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?Once you get past the tender breast and the juicy thigh, all you're leftwith is a greasy box.
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