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Hunting Joke
Did you hear about the bear hunter? Well, he was out hunting for bears one day, and soon came across a large, trophy sized bear. He raised his rifle and took careful aim. Just as he was about to pull the trigger, the bear turned and began to speak to him! 'Isn't it better to talk than to shoot? What do you want? Let's negotiate the matter, ' said the bear. Lowering his rifle in shock, the hunter thought a second, and then replied, 'I want a fur coat. '
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Friendship Joke
Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
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Festival Joke
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, 'I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?''You'll know tonight. ' he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it--only to find a book entitled 'The meaning of dreams'.
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Computing Joke
100 Buckets of Bits100 buckets of bits on the bus 100 buckets of bits Take one down, short it to ground FF buckets of bits on the bus FF buckets of bits on the bus FF buckets of bits Take one down, short it to ground FE buckets of bits on the bus . . . .
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Humorous Joke
What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary? An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names. . .
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Rabbit Joke
Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a millionhare!
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Fishing Joke
What do dirty fish read? Prawno Magazines!
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Funny College Joke
Your momma so fat. . . she fell in love and broke it. Your momma so fat. . . shes on both sides of the family tree. Your momma so fat she broke the family tree.
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