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Book title Joke
How to Get There by Ridya Bike
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Dirty Joke
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS? A: When they aren't upright, they're grand.
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College Humor
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, ' I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions. 'The feet said, ' We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go. 'The hands said, ' We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money. 'And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!Moral of the story: You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do!
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Sporting Joke
HOOK: A clever advertisement to entice a fisherman to spend his life savings on a new rod and reel.
LINE: Something you give your coworkers when they ask on Monday how your fishing went the past weekend.
LURE: An object that is semi-enticing to fish, but will drive an angler into such a frenzy that he will charge his credit card to the limit before exiting the tackle shop.
REEL: A weighted object that causes a rod to sink quickly when dropped overboard.
ROD: An attractively painted length of fiberglass that keeps an angler from ever getting too close to a fish.
SCHOOL: A grouping in which fish are taught to avoid your $29. 99 lures and wait for cheese instead.
TACKLE: What your last catch did to you as you reeled him in, but just before he wrestled free and jumped back overboard.
TACKLE BOX: A box shaped alarmingly like your comprehensive first aid kit. Only a tackle box contains many sharp objects, so that when you reach in the wrong box blindly to get a Band Aid, you soon find that you need more than one.
TEST: A measure of your creativity in blaming 'that darn line' for once again losing the fish.
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Medical Joke
What's a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in a place where mostpeople find pleasure
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Horse Joke
What equine likes to cut in line? A sawhorse!
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Computer Joke
A guy was on duty in the main computer lab on a quiet afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workstations with her arms crossed across her chest and staring at the screen. After about 15 minutes he noticed that she was still in the same position, only now she was impatiently tapping her foot. He asked if she needed help and she replied, 'It's about time! I pushed the F1 button over twenty minutes ago!'
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Dirty Joke
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands directly next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his haircut, eating her snack cake. The barber says to her, 'Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie. ' She says, 'I know. I'm gonna get boobs too. '
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