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Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered out on a country road. Limbaugh told the chauffeur to drive up to the farm and apologize to the farmer. They drove up to the farm, the chauffeur got out and knocked on the front door and was let in. He was in there for what seemed hours. When he came out, Limbaugh was confused about why his employee had been there so long. 'Well, first the farmer shook my hand, then he offered me a beer, then his wife brought me some cookies, and his daughter showered me with kisses, ' explained the driver. 'What did you tell the farmer?' Limbaugh asked. The chauffeur replied, 'I told him that I was Rush Limbaugh's driver and I'd just killed the pig.
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Birthday Joke
Grandma, is it exciting being 99? It certainly is! If I wasn't 99 I'd be dead.
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Bumper Stickers - 7
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
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Book title Joke
The Long Walk Home by Miss D. Buss
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Sport Joke
Where do football directors go when they are fed up? The bored room!
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Tape Recording for Beginners by Cass Ette
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School Joke
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: 'Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may being plowing. ' Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: 'Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class
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Dumb Joke
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories. A week later the grad complained to the doctor that they didn't produce the desired results. 'Have you been taking them regularly?' the doctor asked. 'What do you think I've been doing, ' the grad said, 'Shoving them up my ass!'
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