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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Doctor and nurse Joke
Doctor, doctor! said the panic-stricken woman, 'my husband was asleep with his mouth open, and he's swallowed a mouse! What shall I do?' 'Quite simple, ' said the doctor calmly. 'You just tie a lump of cheese to a piece of string and lower it into your husband's mouth. As soon as the mouse takes a bite haul it out. ' 'Oh, I see. Thank you, doctor. I'll go around to the fishmonger straight away and get a cod's head. ' 'What do you want a cod's head for?' 'Oh- I forgot to tell you. I've got to get the cat out first!'
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Aviation Joke
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, 'What was the problem?' 'The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine, ' explained the flight attendant, 'and it took us a while to find a new pilot. '
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Doctor and nurse Joke
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep. That's baaaaaaaaaad!
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Bar Joke - 2
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell station.
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Ethnic Joke - 1
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender, 'Hey, I got this great Polish Joke. . . ' The barkeep glares at him and says in a warning tone of voice: 'Before you go telling that joke you better know that I'm Polish, both bouncers are Polish and so are most of my customers' 'Okay' says the customer, 'I'll tell it very slowly. '
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Book title Joke
The Art of Button-collecting by Zipporah Broaken
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Dog Joke - 1
My dog is great at math. Really ? Ask him how much is two minus two. But two minus two is nothing! That's what he'll answer, nothing!
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Romance Joke
Tell ya what though, I don't have it nearly as rough as one of my neighbors. When he attends a wife swapping party, he has to throw in the maid, and a mistress to be named later.
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