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Doctor and nurse Joke
What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday? Saturday Night Fever.
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Real Life Joke
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. Sunday, November '22
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Simple Joke
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face. 'Maybe all I need is some fresh air, ' thought the man as he crawled outside. He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud. 'Screw it, ' he thought. 'I'll just crawl home. ' The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep. 'You went out drinking last night, didn't you?' she said. 'Uh, yes, ' he said sheepishly. 'How did you know?' 'You left your wheelchair at the bar again. '
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Redneck Joke
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, 'When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy says, 'I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man. ' The second guy says, 'I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow. ' The last guy replies, 'I would like to hear them say, 'Look! He's moving!'
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Heaven and hell Joke
A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the pearly gates together. St. Peter greets them at the pearly gates and takes them to the homeswhere they will spend all of eternity. They get into St. Peter's holy vehicle and head on down a gold road, which turns into a platinum road, which turns onto an even grander road paved with diamonds, to a huge mansion where St. Peter turns to the lawyer and says, here is your home for the rest of eternity, enjoy! And if there is anything you need, just let me know. Then St. Peter took the forester to his home, back down the diamond studded boulevard, down the platinum highway, down the street of gold, down an avenue of silver, along a stone alley and down an unpaved footpath to a shack. St Peter says 'Here you go' and goes to leave when the forester says 'Waitaminute!, how come the lawyer gets the big mansion and I get this s hack?' St. Peter says: 'Well, Foresters are a dime a dozen here, we have never had a lawyer before. '
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Blonde Joke - 1
Hear about the blonde explorer? She bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert.
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Kids School Joke
Why was the moth so unpopular?He kept picking holes in everything!
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Relationships Joke
A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one of the players returned fromthe bathroom with an urgent report. 'Roger, listen, ' he told the host, 'Walter's in the kitchenmaking love to your wife. ' 'OK, that's it, guys, ' Roger said. 'This is positivelythe last deal. '
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