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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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History Joke
Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ? Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !
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Totally Weird Joke
A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl asks her mother what they're are doing. After a moments hesitation, the mother replies 'They're making cakes. 'The next day the little girl and her mother go to the zoo. The little girl sees two monkeys having sex, and again asks her mother what they are doing. The mother again uses the same answer 'They're making cakes. ' The next morning the little girl says to her mother 'Mummy, You and Daddy were making cakes on the lounge last night. 'The Mother replies ' How do you know?'The girl says 'I licked the icing off the sofa!'
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Marriage Joke
A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War, and she noted then that women customarily walked about 10 feet behind their husbands. She returned to Kuwait recently and observed that the men now walked several yards behind their wives. She approached one of the women for an explanation. 'This is marvelous, ' said the journalist. 'What enabled women here to achieve this reversal of roles?' Replied the Kuwaiti woman: 'Land mines'
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Political Joke
Q: What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy? A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.
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Children Joke
A mother was teaching her 3-year-old the Lord's prayer. For several evenings at bedtime she repeated it after her mother. One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer. 'Lead us not into temptation, ' she prayed, 'but deliver us some E-mail, Amen. '
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Insect Joke
What TV station do bees watch ? Bee bee c one!
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Simple Joke
A man was complaining to a friend:'I had it all; money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!''What happened?' asked the friend. 'My wife found out. . . '
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Horse Joke
A London Cab driver picked up a well-to do oriental buisnessman from Heathrow Airport. On the trip into London he told the driver he had flown over from Singapore to back one of the horses he owned in a race at Newbury. His trainer told him that this was the big one and he was positive the horse would win at a big price. Being an obssesive gambler the cabbie couldn't wait from him to tell him the name of the horse. After he paid the fare he slipped him a note with the horses name :
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