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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Silliest Joke
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should cut down on drinks. Patient: I don't touch a drop. Doctor: You should cut down on smoking. Patient: I don't smoke. Doctor: You should stop taking drugs. Patient: I don't do drugs. Doctor: You should cut down on womanizing. Patient: Haven't touched a woman in my life. Doctor: In that case, get yourself a drink, learn to smoke, do some drugs, and find a couple of girlfriends!
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Time Joke
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. 'What is the big brass gong and hammer for?' one of his friends asked. 'That is the talking clock, ' the man replied. 'How's it work?' the friend asked. 'Watch, ' the student said then proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly someone screamed from the other side of the wall, 'KNOCK IT OFF, YOU JERK! It's two AM!'
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Fun Joke
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
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Christmas Joke - 1
Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!. Father Christmas: Can't do that one. He hasn't said what size his crocodile takes!
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King Kong Joke
What business is King Kong in? Monkey business.
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Was today really necessary?
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Humor Joke
How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb? Twelve. One to change the bulb, and eleven to do the paperwork.
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Real Life Joke
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. The odds of winnning the California lottery by matching all six numbers are 14 times greater than the odds of being struck by lightening, according to Lottery magazine. the figure drops to nine times greater in New Jersey, six times greater in Pennsylvania, and four times greater in Connecticut.
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