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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Satire Joke
The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His clothes were all disheveled and he looked needy. 'Can I help you?' the madam asked. 'I want Natalie, ' the old man replied. 'Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else. . . ' 'No, I must see Natalie. 'Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the old man that she charges $'1
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Humor Joke
After a visit to the circus, Geoff and Don were discussing the thrills and marvels they had seen. 'I didn't think much of the knife thrower, did you?' said Geoff. 'I thought he was great!' enthused Don. 'Well, I didn't, ' said Geoff. 'He kept throwing those knives at that soppy girl but he didn't hit her once. '
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Law Joke
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. To his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the laywer was, and greeted him warmly. Then St. Peter and one of his assistants took the lawyer by the hands and guided him up to the front of the line, and into a comfortable chair by his desk. The lawyer said, 'I don't mind all this attention, but what makes me so special?'
St. Peter replied, 'Well, I've added up all the hours for which you billed your clients, and by my calculation you must be about 193 years old!'
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Mental health Joke
How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital? The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!
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Ethnic Joke - 1
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry? A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she's old enough. If it isn't, cut the barrel down a bit.
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Cat Joke
Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning? Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !
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Marriage Joke
A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach. The marriage counselor, trying to be creative, told him, 'If you wish to save your marriage, you'd better be a little boulder. '
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Ethnic Humor
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a part in the school play. 'What part?' the mother asked. 'I play a Jewish husband, ' the boy replied. 'Go back to school and tell your teacher that you want a speaking role!'
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