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Welcome to our archive of jokes, riddles, poems and .
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Over the years we have published over 100,000 jokes,
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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of joke spectacles and other funny jokes |
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Firefighter Joke
Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.
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Monster Joke
What do young female monsters do at parties ? They go around looking for edible bachelors !
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Ethnic Joke - 2
Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking? A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?
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Insect Joke
What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ? Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !
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Brother and sister Joke
Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks she's an elevator. Tell her to come in. I can't. She doesn't stop at this floor.
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Love and Marriage Joke
Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place. 'It's just too hot to wear clothes today, ' complained Jack as he stepped out of the shower. 'Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?''Probably that I married you for your money. '
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Parent Joke
Old-fashioned Zachary approached Lureen's father, intent upon asking him for her hand in marriage. 'Sir, ' he blurted out, 'I have an attachment for your daughter, and ' 'See here, young man, ' interrupted the parent, 'when my daughter needs accessories, I'll buy them myself. '
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Joke for Halloween
The engine's being held on by duct tape. You see the Gorilla from those old Samsonite commercials running loose up and down the aisles. In-flight movie has 'Ernest' in its title. Pilot informs you that you're at cruising altitude and he's gonna put the top down. Instead of Peanuts, you get a healthy helping of SPAM. As you're taking off, the stewardess mentions the phrase 'Guest Pilot Program' The seats are wet due to flotation device moisture. The stewardess asks you to join the Mile High Club. . . 'she' has a beard and bigger arms than you! Pilot asks if there is anyone else who wants a shot of Beam before he finishes the bottle. You look down and see a copy of 'Fixing a Plane for Dummies' by the mechanic's feet!!!
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