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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Spelling Joke
School Doctor: Have you ever had trouble with appendicitis? Fred: Only when I tried to spell it.
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Drunks Joke
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the bottom. Lies there a few seconds, slowly opens his eyes, and then says, ``Dammit, I said UP. '
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Dirty Joke
In a nursing home, there is this old woman named Gladys who likes to walk around and flash people. She walks up to a nun, opens her robe and yells 'Super Pussy!' The nun says, 'Gladys, you know you're not supposed to do that. Now go back to your room. Gladys starts walking back and sees the minister. She walks up to him, opens her robe and yells 'Super Pussy!' The minister is shocked and tells her to go back to her room. As she continues, she sees an old man lying on the bed. She walks in, flashes him, and yells 'Super Pussy!' The man slowly turns his head and says, 'Thanks, I think I'll have the soup. '
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Time Joke
How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can hear their brooms tick!
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Bumper Stickers - 6
Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
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Waiter Joke
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Force of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor.
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Cannibal Joke
Q. What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner? A. The cold shoulder.
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Bar Joke , beer, booze and fun!
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much time at the pub, so one night he took her along. 'What'll ya have?' he asked. 'Oh, I don't know. The same as you, I suppose, ' she replied. So the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in one gulp. His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spit it out. 'Yuck, That's nasty poison!' she spluttered. 'I don't know how you can drink this stuff!' 'Well, there you go, ' cried the husband. 'And you think I'm out enjoying myself every night!'
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