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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ? Canon open the door then ?
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Doctor and nurse Joke
Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee Have you tried taking the spoon out?
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Ethnic Joke - 2
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican? A: Oil of Ole'
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Sport Joke
Why are football players never asked for dinner? Because they're always dribbling!
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Police Joke
At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians. American : 'In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1. This will record the call and connect them with the police. ' Russian : 'In Russia we don't require that you dial anything. '
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Various animal Joke
What does a squid sheriff form? An octoposse!
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Easy to Remember Joke
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, 'In America, we call this a hug'. She replies, 'Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too. ' A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, 'In America, we call this a kiss'. She replies, 'Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too. ' Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and proceeds to have sex with her, and says, 'In America, we call this a grass sandwich'. She says, 'Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it. '
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Weird Women Joke
'Doctor, doctor!' shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. 'Ithink I'm turning into a man' then the doctor says, ' Now hold onlittle lady what makes you think that you're turning into a man?' 'Well' said the woman 'I'm starting to grow hair on my chest' and thenthe doctor asked, ' Well then, how far down your chest is your hairgrowing? ' and then she replied, 'All the way down to my dick'.
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