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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Snowman Joke
What kind of money do snowmen use? Iced lolly.
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Blonde Joke - 1
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the 'Vacant' sign up?Did you hear about the blonde who was an M. D. --Mentally Deficient?Did you hear about the blonde who thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates?Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
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Joke for Speeches
Knock Knock Who's there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles! Knock Knock Who's there? Aaron! Aaron who! Aaron on the side of caution! Knock Knock Who's there? Acid! Acid who? Acid down and be quiet! Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch! Knock Knock Who's there? Adam! Adam who? Adam if I do and adam if I don't!
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Mixed Joke
A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked into the doctor's office and said, 'Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely. I don't have any friends, no one will come near me, and everybody laughs at me. Can you help me accept my ugliness?' 'I'm sure I can. ' the psychiatrist replied. 'Just go over and lie face down on that couch. '
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Spoof Joke
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he's a chicken. Psychiatrist: How long has be been acting like a chicken? Sister: Three years. We would have come in sooner, but we needed the eggs.
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Women Joke
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by up to 90%. - It's called wedding cake.
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Funniest Joke
What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
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Redneck Joke
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit's Dick
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